Insane DIY Vaccine (Comedy Skit - Do Not Attempt)

Updated at: 11/05/2025

Ever wondered what happens when you mix questionable science, a dash of desperation, and a whole lot of questionable ingredients? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you're about to witness the hilarious, and utterly fictional, creation of the world's most insane DIY vaccine! We're not talking about your grandma's chicken soup remedy; this is a whole new level of backyard biohazard. Let's be absolutely clear: do not, under any circumstances, attempt to recreate anything you see in this skit. This is purely for comedic purposes and any resemblance to actual medical practices is purely coincidental and highly frowned upon.

This comedic journey into the absurd world of home-brewed immunology will take you through a step-by-step process (as absurd as it is) of crafting this utterly fictional vaccine. Prepare for a wild ride filled with questionable concoctions, unexpected ingredients, and the kind of scientific breakthroughs that would make even the most seasoned virologist question their life choices. So, grab your lab coat (or maybe just a comfy blanket), and let's dive headfirst into this hilariously irresponsible experiment!

Preparation and Safety Guidelines

Tools Needed
  • Box
  • Syringe
  • Jar of slime
  • Balloon
  • Various squishy toys
  • Unknown device from Zunal
  • Growing snow
  • Other unspecified ingredients
Safety Guidelines
  • This is a comedy skit; do not attempt to create or administer a vaccine yourself. Doing so is incredibly dangerous and could have severe health consequences.
  • Vaccines require rigorous scientific research, testing, and manufacturing processes. Homemade attempts are unlikely to be effective and could be harmful.
  • If you have concerns about vaccines, consult with a qualified healthcare professional for accurate information and guidance. Never rely on unverified information from unreliable sources.

Step-by-Step Instructions

  1. Ingredient Gathering Phase 1

    • ooey gooey slime, other unspecified items.
    • Gather additional ingredients.
    Gather additional ingredients.Gather additional ingredients.
    Ingredient Gathering Phase 1

  2. Failed Balloon Experiment

    • Attempt to pop a balloon (fails).
    Attempt to pop a balloon (fails).
    Failed Balloon Experiment

  3. Ingredient Gathering Phase 2

    • Add more squishy toys.
    • Add more unspecified ingredients.
    • Add more squishy toy and sugar.
    Add more squishy toy and sugar.Add more squishy toy and sugar.Add more squishy toy and sugar.
    Ingredient Gathering Phase 2

  4. Final Ingredient Addition

    • Add final ingredients, including more squishy toys and 'growing snow'.
    Add final ingredients, including more squishy toys and 'growing snow'.
    Final Ingredient Addition

  5. Mixing

    • Mix all ingredients thoroughly.
    Mix all ingredients thoroughly.
    Mixing

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Tips

  • The process is messy and hilarious.
  • Unexpected things may happen.
  • Don't try this at home.

Common Mistakes to Avoid

1. Using the Wrong Kind of Glue

Reason: Using anything other than the patented 'Bio-Bond 3000' (which doesn't exist) will result in a vaccine that is both ineffective and potentially hazardous.
Solution: Always use Bio-Bond 3000 (or a commercially available, FDA-approved adhesive, if you're actually making something).

2. Improper Sterilization Techniques

Reason: Failing to sterilize your homemade vaccine properly can introduce dangerous bacteria and viruses, leading to severe illness.
Solution: Use an autoclave (or a very, very clean oven, but really, don't do this).

FAQs

Is this actually how you make a vaccine?
Absolutely not! This is a comedic skit and should not be attempted under any circumstances. Making vaccines is incredibly complex and requires specialized knowledge, equipment, and rigorous testing. Attempting to make a vaccine at home could be incredibly dangerous and ineffective.